Indeed, he is an ass for many reasons and a transparent shill for many things who makes a mockery of his position. He shouldn't be on anyone's editorial page, let alone the Post.

But the Maryland thing is the cherry on top of his being a total DB.

Not related to Md, but it's not surprising he would run someone over and not care, if what the bigtime lawyer witness told the paper is correct.

Didn't he just get dumped from dolng NCAA basketball games?

Waterboy, based on his driving abilities, it's pretty apparent why Novak doesn't want to park his car.  For many people, that's the toughest part of the driving test.

You stay classy, Dootie Bubble!  Hopefully nobody in your family has to suffer the same illness.