Little know facts about Longing for Oscar:
* Police often question him, just because they find him interesting
* The pheromones he secretes effect people miles away… in a slight, but measurable way
* His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards
* His charm is so contagious, vaccines we’re created for it
* His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder
* Sharks Have a week dedicated to him.
* He lives vicariously throug himself.
Yes, Longing for Oscar just may be the most interesting man in the world.