TheBrushback.com
3/7/2006 10:02:00 PM
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TheBrushback.com

TheBrushback.com
3/7/2006 10:02:00 PM
Poster: poopdoggydogg

"George Washington Players Dedicate Season To George Washington"

The Brushback is a pretty funny sports satire site, and above is the headline to one of its blurbs this week.


3/7/2006 10:02:00 PM
Poster: AI Not Allen

George Washington Players Dedicate Season To George Washington
WASHINGTON, DC--Members of the George Washington University men’s basketball team announced Saturday that they were dedicating their season, in which they are currently the 6th ranked team in the nation with a sterling 26-1 record, to their namesake, President George Washington. The announcement came after their stunning 86-85 victory over Charlotte Saturday night.
    “This season is dedicated to George Washington, our first president,” said Carl Elliot, after draining the game-winning shot at the buzzer. “He’s been such an inspiration to us with all he accomplished. He presided over the Constitutional Convention, he signed the Judiciary Act of 1789 and the Naval Act of 1794 and the Coinage Act of 1792, and in 1798 was appointed Lieutenant General and Commander of the Provisional Army! He’s similar to our team, which can shoot, pass, rebound, and play defense. We’re representing GW, the daddy of America!”
   After seeing Elliot’s stirring declaration, other schools followed suit, including the College of William and Mary who will be dedicating their net basketball season to whoever the hell their school is named after.

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